My favorite chip I'll speak of today
They're so delicious in a cheesy way.
They are the chips for the athletic pros,
Oh how I love you, Doritos!
My favorite flavor is nacho cheese,
Gimme, gimme, gimmie, pretty please!
And now only at Taco Bell,
you can get them like a taco, that's very swell!
You can get them at the store in three different sizes.
When you throw them in your mouth, it's like flavor prizes.
There's one little problem, and that is when
there's no more left and you scream then,
"Sme hent rocaustran mephan trouk"
Oh please don't curse!
There's more in your mama's purse!
See this is a time to keep your mouth closed
because I will say "All Hail Doritos!"
by Eli Russell